I was eating a cheese sandwich yesterday and thoroughly enjoying it, when I began to chew on something quite hard and well..bony. Now about a year ago I ate a pizza and spat out what looked like a small piece of bone which put me off pizzas for at least a few months after, so I was on high alert and immediately spat out whatever it was rolling around my mouth - it looked like a small piece of bone! I cannot stress how fast I dived to the bathroom. I started retching when my tongue happened upon a space where part of my tooth used to be...I'd broken my bloody tooth on a CHEESE SANDWICH!!
To be fair, this tooth was filled when I was a child and was about 95% filling so it was due for expiry, but of course I'm now left with half a tooth in the back of my mouth and I will be making an appointment with my dentist tomorrow. I cannot wait to see the look on his face:
'Where you in a fight?'
'fall over, get hit with a iron bar?'
'How did it happen then?'
'It was destroyed by a crusty farmhouse loaf.'
Dentist nods sagely. 'If it wasn't for farmhouse loaves I would have retired long ago.'
I wouldn't mind so much, but my dentist was only telling me about a month ago that my teeth were in great condition. Someone is going to be red in the face when I get my appointment (it will probably be me as he starts the drill).
***I have a January sale going on my ACEO's, which are starting at 99p each. So if you want to take a look at what's available, check out my ebay: [link]