Hello again. Thought I'd better push away the previous 'Marvin' tutorial as I haven't done it. Instead I decided to attempt a video tutorial type wotsit on Rorschach with his Grappling Gun.

Well, apart from the video quality being poor because a: I have very little light in my room and b: The digicam is tear-inducingly crap, the whole experience was quite fun except for the uploading, trying to figure out why Windows Movie Maker crashes all the time (usually just before I save the project)and YouTube WTF.

Typical Youtube WTF experience:

Right, you're ready to upload your video. We except most video formats including the ones you're currently uploading. Congrats, you've now uploaded 79% of your video and...oh wait...hang on a minute, we're just going to stop your upload now because, well, we don't actually have a reason so hard cheese old bean.

So you've decided to try and upload it again. Are you stupid? Yes, you can call us Muthf**kin Tw*tfaced monkeys all you like. We WILL continue to stop uploading your video as soon as it reaches 80% or after three hours have passed-whichever makes you cry most.

Okay, so you've googled the problem of uploading and read other people's blogs and posts calling us Tw*tfaced monkeys and you've discovered that clicking 'here' instead of 'here' will be more successful.

Congratulations, you've managed to upload your video. Maybe now we should mention that you have to let YouTube WTF process your video. This can take up to fifteen minutes or five weeks-whichever makes you want to gauge your eyes out with your mouse.

Welcome back to 'still processing' I see you've aged considerably. Good for you! Now if you click on any button on this page, your movie will stop processing and you're ready to go...Oh, we failed to mention that too. Ah well. BTW, your choice of music has been deemed unsuitable due to copyright laws and we don't want our arses sued, thank you very much. Instead, let us offer you a choice of music that is guaranteed to put any potential viewers into a coma. Also, it might not be the right length, but tough titties is what we say.

Well done! You've picked an alternative song and are ready to publish your video. Ignore the fact that your original choice of song is playing as you watch your efforts-it'll be gone in a minute and replaced with your second choice of coma music.

You've uploaded! Your video is live! Thank you for using YouTube WTF. You can watch your video here:

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Oh and by the way...F*ck you. We hope you'll be back to upload more videos as we want to attempt to turn your hair white.